Układ, wykształciuchy, nagonka na rząd,

uklad – ooclad

wyksztalciuchy – educateeclothes, educateewanabee

spieprzaj dziadu – PiS off, jadoo

„odzyskiwanie i czyszczenie państwa” i „udoskonalanie wolności mediów”, „oczyszczanie państwa”, „wloszczowa”, – PiS Ltd. – state cleaning and reacquisition, freedom of speech improvement, railway platform building, 24 hrs, full service

„nagonka na rząd” – absolutely, totally, truly fully unjustified criticism

Kilka sugestii na konwersacyjne gambity prezydenta podczas spotkan dyplomatycznych:

– Hi Angela, may I suck your tit?

– One potato, two potato,
Icha bacha, soda cracker,
Icha bacha boo.
Icha bacha, soda cracker, out goes Y-O-U!

– Poland will never be a leper of the EU!

– Primrose or death!

– My brother is loved by sisters, you know. They cheer him every time he walks his cat outside the office.

– My brother accepts cash only

– Give us more funds you European bastards!

– Caligula had a senator who was a horse. We have education minister who is a donkey and looks like horse.

– Can all homos here please stop promoting themselves?

– 4 ribs for me please!

Bartek

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