uklad – ooclad
wyksztalciuchy – educateeclothes, educateewanabee
spieprzaj dziadu – PiS off, jadoo
„odzyskiwanie i czyszczenie państwa” i „udoskonalanie wolności mediów”, „oczyszczanie państwa”, „wloszczowa”, – PiS Ltd. – state cleaning and reacquisition, freedom of speech improvement, railway platform building, 24 hrs, full service
„nagonka na rząd” – absolutely, totally, truly fully unjustified criticism
Kilka sugestii na konwersacyjne gambity prezydenta podczas spotkan dyplomatycznych:
– Hi Angela, may I suck your tit?
– One potato, two potato,
Icha bacha, soda cracker,
Icha bacha boo.
Icha bacha, soda cracker, out goes Y-O-U!
– Poland will never be a leper of the EU!
– Primrose or death!
– My brother is loved by sisters, you know. They cheer him every time he walks his cat outside the office.
– My brother accepts cash only
– Give us more funds you European bastards!
– Caligula had a senator who was a horse. We have education minister who is a donkey and looks like horse.
– Can all homos here please stop promoting themselves?
– 4 ribs for me please!